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Patton Oswalt |  John Waters |  Rob Huebel |  Justin Bond
Michael J. Rosen |  George Saunders |  Randy Newman

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ROB HUEBEL
Comedian, Human Giant

I think CEOs should be forced to go and live for one month a year with their lowest paid employee. That way they could get a feel for what it's like to struggle as a working family in this country. Wait. This is a great idea for a reality show. Oh shit. Don't steal my idea. It's called "Fortune 500 on the Futon." Just a bunch of old white guys sleeping over and trying to scrape by with a low-income family. And in the last episode, the family gets to kill and eat them.




Illustration by Mike Reddy